dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
gallifrey-feels: bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol You are a genius. but alcohol is free
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i didn’t choose the drug life. the drug life was prescribed to me by highly trained medical professionals
drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
fendifag: why is it so hard to seduce middle aged straight men
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
crockercorp: does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
barackfuckingobama: Are you sure Are you positive
pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
Trying to walk sexy
laugh-addict: expectation: reality:
lrvin: Do you guys even really eat as much as you say you do?
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore